You might be a Touron if...
......you think you are too cool to grab the dangling safety straps on the metro in the
Atlanta airport, and wind up bringing yourself and the neighboring passenger to the
ground upon takeoff.
- Carolyn Dodds
...you travel to North Carolina and unconsciously (and badly) mimic the regional
accent in conversations with the locals.
- J. Herman
...you were cured from a desire to vomit (due to dysentery, no less) by the revolting
state of the toilets available to vomit into.
- Anonymous
...you continually reply "si" in response to questions from French citizens speaking
to you in perfect English.
- Malaria Boy
...you accidently walked into an unmarked women's locker room in France and
received nothing but friendly waves.
- M. Watkins
...you dismounted from the rear of your elephant just as nature came a callin'.
- Orville Snyder III
Atlanta airport, and wind up bringing yourself and the neighboring passenger to the
ground upon takeoff.
- Carolyn Dodds
...you travel to North Carolina and unconsciously (and badly) mimic the regional
accent in conversations with the locals.
- J. Herman
...you were cured from a desire to vomit (due to dysentery, no less) by the revolting
state of the toilets available to vomit into.
- Anonymous
...you continually reply "si" in response to questions from French citizens speaking
to you in perfect English.
- Malaria Boy
...you accidently walked into an unmarked women's locker room in France and
received nothing but friendly waves.
- M. Watkins
...you dismounted from the rear of your elephant just as nature came a callin'.
- Orville Snyder III
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You've traveled, you've made a fool of yourself,
now submit your own "You might be a Touron if..."
now submit your own "You might be a Touron if..."
The Touron if Archives
| …you've set out on a trip over two weeks long with three pairs of underwear …you've driven on the right side of the road in Australia and upon returning, the left side here in the States …you thought visiting a nude beach would be a good idea …you've been to a Drag Show with your mother …you've been locked inside of a museum’ s bathroom ...on a long flight you've coughed to drown out a fart |